Here is Iggy with no topic in mind trying to write some crap to revive our dear class blog and to gain ur attention:
A true story of a day in Iggy's life.
Bimbo:Oh my god, I woke up at 8 in the morning and was totally ready to meet
Crystal for gym but felt little sick and was like thinking if I should go ahead. But you know, I wouldn't wanna be labeled a Bi-atch which I totally was not although sometimes I can be one. It's like hello, me, Iggy the Princess, the centre of all attraction is sick and I totally have the right to wanna or not go. But I would not wan to make my dearest wait so I went ahead.
Gangster:When we reach the gym, my stomach was like fucking pain. It was just like being shot in the stomach. But wouldn't wanna let a
brudder down so I just fucking went on running on the treadmill. Went to the loo and was like SHIT, the GOD DAMN place was all wet. Which mudder fucka would be so fucked-up to make such a shithole out of the place. Wished I brought my .368 to do the asshole who did this.
Ah Beng:Lim peh seliously cannot tahan the pain liao. Then bo pian Merlion like siao in the toiler. All the lor di and the tau huay jui all come out. Come out liao si beh shiock ah. Lim peh machiam cannot tahan liao so lim peh say to
Ah Seng, "Ah Seng, paiseh hor. Wa lao sai, pak tor tia buay tahan liao." Lim peh sibeh sian gotta pangseh wa eh brudder but bo pian, healt is mor impotent.
Iggy:So there I was, on my way home to take some medicine and have some sleep. It was a shame that I had to end my gym and tanning session with
Bob so abrutly. But as they say, there's always next time.
*Name has been changed to protect the identity of a fellow friend.
**Story has been dramatised to make the story more interesting.